Welcome, my single-serving friends

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Sun, Dec. 13th, 2009 02:11 am

From Twitter 12-12-2009

18:48:14: Barbados' beaches are beautiful, but when we spotted a TOURIST watching us wash our feet & masturbating, it was time to go (until morning).

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Sat, Dec. 12th, 2009 02:10 am

From Twitter 12-11-2009

09:35:05: IS on a plane to Barbados. Fuck YES.
16:54:29: Holy crap, it's gorgeous here.

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Fri, Dec. 11th, 2009 02:10 am

From Twitter 12-10-2009

08:31:17: Is not on a plane to Barbados. Fuck.

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Thu, Dec. 10th, 2009 01:33 pm

Computer Fuckery

Anyone have any idea what could cause this kind of shit when trying to get to Safe Mode?

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Thu, Dec. 10th, 2009 02:11 am

From Twitter 12-09-2009

12:08:16: Things that actually exist: "Date Night Pig Butchering" http://is.gd/5gWHN
23:09:06: http://twitpic.com/svmpn - Anyone know what might make a computer think "Gindows" needs to run in "Cafe Mode"?

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Tue, Dec. 8th, 2009 02:13 am

From Twitter 12-07-2009

10:55:14: Send a pile of crap (manure to farmers) in honor of Palin's death panel lies: http://SarahsFullOfCrap.com #ICanSeeBullCrapFromMyHouse
15:01:13: Happy coincidence: mere weeks after I remembered I love The Secret Machines, they're playing Knitting Factory Brooklyn. Anyone else going?
21:43:27: http://twitpic.com/slyap - Time to use up the perishables & multitask. Tempeh & cauliflower steaming on pasta pot

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Mon, Dec. 7th, 2009 02:11 am

From Twitter 12-06-2009

10:35:34: Today's walk: Grand Army Plaza Brooklyn to Grand Army Plaza Manhattan. Oh the joys of scenic Flatbush Avenue!
21:26:01: I just want your extra time and your * * * * * QUICHE.

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Sat, Dec. 5th, 2009 02:10 am

From Twitter 12-04-2009

10:21:46: What iPod Touch apps, games, etc. do you consider essential (or would consider essential of you were an 18-year-old boy)?
16:01:42: When I see tourists with the creepy costumed dudes near Times Sq, it takes a lot of restraint to not shout "THAT'S NOT THE REAL SPONGEBOB!"

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Fri, Dec. 4th, 2009 02:11 am

From Twitter 12-03-2009

15:30:26: Has anyone else gotten Facebook event invites from people they aren't friends with? Know how to block it? What is this, myspace?
20:14:13: Now that I've achieved balance, it's time for more @imogenheap

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Thu, Dec. 3rd, 2009 02:10 am

From Twitter 12-02-2009

13:31:25: Did he really just type "P-A-S-T-E" when I said "Paste it in the body of the email"? Yes. Yes he did.
14:02:12: A bird just SHAT on my HEAD! What the FUCK, Wednesday?!
15:18:44: I will not cry while watching the NY Senate Debate on marriage equality. Really. http://is.gd/5ak0i
15:50:25: Am I really hearing this many Nos? WHAT THE FUCK?!
15:57:27: I don't believe this. What the fuck? How can any of them look Senator Duane (or themselves) in the eye after this?
17:05:56: RT @CivilRightsFrnt: Angry about the NY Marriage Equality vote.....TIMES SQUARE, 6PM TONIGHT, TKTS STAIRS....spread it!!!!!!!!!! http:// ...
19:17:47: Don't confuse your rallies! 43rd St. For Afghanistan, 46th for marriage equality.
19:21:51: "2! 4! 6! 8! All these tourists can't be straight!"
20:21:13: Times Square turnout lifted my spirits just in time to keep me from being a total buzzkill for @imogenheap tonight.
23:14:25: Holy shit! @imogenheap just found out she was nominated for two Grammys! Yay congrats!

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Wed, Dec. 2nd, 2009 02:11 am

From Twitter 12-01-2009

10:13:44: Best morning ever! RT @qikipedia: http://twitpic.com/rovcm - Ooh. It's December! ... #QIAdventCalendar... It's @RealBillBailey's Air Sitar!
13:35:44: Think I'll go out later and make it a movie and breakfast-for-dinner kind of evening.
22:07:17: Real activists always make me feel so totally useless. Even dead ones.

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Tue, Dec. 1st, 2009 02:10 am

From Twitter 11-30-2009

00:09:19: Sign of the holiday season #1563: there's no water in my house.
00:09:30: Way #1563 to know it's the holiday season: the water is out in my house.

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Sat, Nov. 28th, 2009 02:10 am

From Twitter 11-27-2009

15:17:57: Happy Potato! http://www.twitpic.com/r6n7f

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Fri, Nov. 27th, 2009 02:11 am

From Twitter 11-26-2009

09:46:55: OK. I'm up and in the kitchen. Let the wild rumpus start!
14:50:49: Wow, most of this food stuff is actually working. Have a great day, everyone!

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Thu, Nov. 26th, 2009 02:11 am

From Twitter 11-25-2009

08:30:46: Dear ankle: This is the absolute worst time for you to act up. Please get your shit together. Love, Me
13:28:15: Sorry about the spam, dudes. Don't click anything. #twithacked
13:49:49: John Layman & @Rob_guillory's Chew Vol 1 is so awesome (& cheap) I bought it again. Preview issue 1: http://is.gd/52Dv4
21:24:53: Wiseness: to prevent theft, the rocky road brownies are cooling in my bedroom. Don't tell!

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Wed, Nov. 25th, 2009 02:10 am

From Twitter 11-24-2009

10:39:07: Story titles that make me smile: "I, Row-Boat".
18:32:35: Terry & @IsaChandra's Vegan Cookies Invade Your Cookie Jar party @ Moo Shoes tonight! Be there or be elsewhere, I guess http://is.gd/52Fpa

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Tue, Nov. 24th, 2009 02:10 am

From Twitter 11-23-2009

11:19:03: The scariest thing about Stephen King stories isn't the aliens, vampires, mosters or ghosts. It's us.

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Mon, Nov. 23rd, 2009 02:09 am

From Twitter 11-22-2009

14:29:03: Cookbreak! Joining a quick six mile walk down the Hudson to Battery Park.

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Sun, Nov. 22nd, 2009 02:10 am

From Twitter 11-21-2009

21:38:52: Thanksgiving cookery to commence in 3...2...

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vejgurl

The Big Tourist

	Sat, Nov. 21st, 2009 02:09 am

From Twitter 11-20-2009

14:55:05: Am I really scheduling things for 2010? THIS is the future? I am unimpressed. Where are my flying electric car and awesome metallic clothes?

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