aside: the other day I went to my cousin's second birthday party with Eran. A lot of the people there were from a small town in Pennsylvania. We're pretty sure that my cousin's dad was the first Jew they met, but not really since he's half. But when they met Eran, they went crazy! A real Jew-boy fresh off the boat from Jewlandia! I'm surprised they didn't poke him or ask if he could mate with their women (well, I guess because of my cousin's dad they already know the answer to that). (I'm exaggerating a little because I'm tired and I know as soon as I stop typing this comment I need to continue studying.)
