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vejgurl
vejgurl
The Big Tourist
Thu, Jun. 25th, 2009 10:04 pm
  • 10:28 If you like good food, good people and good times, you should be HERE Sunday. If you hate joy, I can't help you, sorry. is.gd/1ci59 #
  • 13:57 Work-related inquiry: what American companies do business/have offices in Israel (and vice-versa)? Is there a list? #
  • 21:09 Wait. Ed McMahon too?! WHAT?! #
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limbomonkey
limbomonkey
Typhoid Mary, esquire
Fri, Jun. 26th, 2009 11:18 am (UTC)

I know Bank Leumi has offices in America, but that's all I know. I'll ask my husband if you want.

I just googled Bank Hapoalim. They have branches in New York and Miami.


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vejgurl
vejgurl
The Big Tourist
Mon, Jun. 29th, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC)

Thank you! My boss has a candidate who's a lawyer who wants to be able to travel to Israel for business or something, and it's somehow become my responsibility to figure out how this can happen.

(My normal job is IT.)


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limbomonkey
limbomonkey
Typhoid Mary, esquire
Mon, Jun. 29th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC)

I've lost my ability to think and draw conclusions. Do you want me to ask my husband for more companies? And does it matter the business? I don't understand at all.

I think it's your responsibility because you are Jewish and deemed to know all things Israel through the sekert Jew network.


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vejgurl
vejgurl
The Big Tourist
Tue, Jun. 30th, 2009 01:59 pm (UTC)

Haha! Thanks. I guess it should just be a company big enough to need a lawyer? I don't understand either.

Most of the people here (including my boss) are Jewish, but I seem to be the only one who knows how to use Google (I found the Israeli American Chamber of Commerce last week, but it didn't help much).


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limbomonkey
limbomonkey
Typhoid Mary, esquire
Tue, Jun. 30th, 2009 02:05 pm (UTC)

aside: the other day I went to my cousin's second birthday party with Eran. A lot of the people there were from a small town in Pennsylvania. We're pretty sure that my cousin's dad was the first Jew they met, but not really since he's half. But when they met Eran, they went crazy! A real Jew-boy fresh off the boat from Jewlandia! I'm surprised they didn't poke him or ask if he could mate with their women (well, I guess because of my cousin's dad they already know the answer to that). (I'm exaggerating a little because I'm tired and I know as soon as I stop typing this comment I need to continue studying.)


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vejgurl
vejgurl
The Big Tourist
Tue, Jun. 30th, 2009 08:11 pm (UTC)

Shit. I probably would have started biting people.

And thanks again!


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limbomonkey
limbomonkey
Typhoid Mary, esquire
Tue, Jun. 30th, 2009 10:47 pm (UTC)

My husband says Teva, the pharmacutical company, not the shoe. He suggests your boss look at high tech companies because they would probably have offices in America.

Is that how you make other Jews, by biting people?


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vejgurl
vejgurl
The Big Tourist
Wed, Jul. 1st, 2009 01:14 pm (UTC)

Thanks!

And of course. Jews are vampires. Hence the whole blood in the matzah thing.


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limbomonkey
limbomonkey
Typhoid Mary, esquire
Tue, Jun. 30th, 2009 02:06 pm (UTC)

Also, I'll bet a lot of those diamond businesses have locations in Israel.


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limbomonkey
limbomonkey
Typhoid Mary, esquire
Tue, Jun. 30th, 2009 02:10 pm (UTC)

posting again just because I think this thread needs this icon.


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