( Updated 02/19/2008  )



Idea shamelessly stolen from ursamajr.

I finally decided to look into why my Twitter Shitters aren't showing up here anymore. LoudTwitter's server crashed and they don't know if/when it'll be back. So I'm looking for a new site that will help me bore you all more regularly.

It's been bizarrely cold in NYC the past couple of days. I'm not going to lie: I like it. I like to keep my layers on as long as possible.

ETA: chriton_seward said they may be back next week, so I'm not looking into anything yet. Whoops!

I decided it was time to update this motherbitch and was going to write a long ass post about my weekend because some rather entertaining hi-jinx ensued, but then I got bored, remembered I Twittered about it and that crap shows up here anyway and deleted it. So I read some of my Friends list for the first time in AGES and suddenly realized my Twitter updates weren't showing up, and it's been like that for a week. That's really OK, since I normally gibber about dumb shit, and this poop out happened right AFTER the bake sale, but it's still annoying. I'm going to assume this will just fix itself sooner or later (and if it doesn't, I think I'm friends with most of you on Facebook and/or Twitter anyway, so it probably doesn't matter much). If you feel like you're really missing out on something significant because my Shitters don't come over to LJ, let me know and I'll look into it.

( The short version of my weekend )

And how was your weekend?

PS: My office REEKS because there is a cigarette butt in my trash can. It was on the floor. I should have thrown it outside.

• 23:06 We did something really awesome today. Thanks to everyone who came, helped, bought, listened, etc. Now I'm all warm and fuzzy. Internally. #

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• 23:09 GIANT WHISK GUITAR SOLO! ♫ blip.fm/~90aup #
• 03:15 Nails have been done to camouflage berry stains. Now for some sleep before the big day. Hope to see YOU there! is.gd/1ekxH #
• 16:53 We're out of so many things already but there are still loads of delicious things for sale if you hurry! 17th St! 5th Ave! Brooklyn! Woo! #
• 18:15 Come to our vegan bake sale, say "tainted bundt" and get a free beer. The password does NOT reflect our baking (17th +5th ave, Bklyn). #
• 20:42 Packing up today's bake sale. It was a a beautiful day! #

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• 09:25 It's time to wake and bake! Again! is.gd/1ekxH #
• 15:32 I promised myself I wouldn't stop baking to spam the Internet, but LOOK at this hot raspberry action: twitpic.com/8ho56 #

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• 10:28 If you like good food, good people and good times, you should be HERE Sunday. If you hate joy, I can't help you, sorry. is.gd/1ci59 #
• 13:57 Work-related inquiry: what American companies do business/have offices in Israel (and vice-versa)? Is there a list? #
• 21:09 Wait. Ed McMahon too?! WHAT?! #

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• 07:36 Bake sale pictures are finally online. Wish you were there? Be there this Sunday! is.gd/1bsiQ #
• 12:17 E-cigarettes: nicotine without smoke. Untested but if you're dumb enough to put real cigs in your face, who gives a shit? is.gd/1bVQV #

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• 23:28 Blueberry pocket pies: OK for my face, but not for sale (quarter for scale). twitpic.com/85tlj #
• 15:40 According to the radio, Green Day's "Good Riddance" is Classic Rock. Huh. #
• 18:20 Forgotten today: keys. Voltaic ticket. But SVA kind of rules, so all is well! #

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• 00:04 Wow! We raised almost $500 today! Thank you, Brooklyn! Let's do it again next week! #
• 16:52 Am I sadistic enough to promote this Sunday's bake sale at my gym? #
• 21:20 Possibly playing pocket pie. No euphemisms here. Nope. None at all. #

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• 00:06 Way #95839 to salvage a fail cake: doughnut holes. #
• 04:46 Got all the food coloring off my face, and so to bed! #
• 09:03 Bust out your piggy banks, Brooklyn, the Worldwide Vegan Bake Sale is coming! is.gd/L279 #
• 13:15 twitpic.com/80nug - Just look at this bake sale spread! LOOK AT IT AND EAT IT!!! #
• 15:19 Chocolate mint cookies and low fat cupcakes sold out! Get here while the getting's awesome! #
• 17:48 twitpic.com/81meu - Vegan cupcakes take over Brooklyn! Seriously! This is all that's left! Act now while supplies last! #
• 18:05 We are OUT OF CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, PEOPLE! #
• 19:45 We're down to one cupcake, one blondie and two gingerbread men. The race is on, people! #
• 21:07 We're calling it a night, ladies and gentlemen. Holy crap, we sold almost everything! Will check in with fundraising totals later. Thanks! #

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• 21:55 Want to know what's happening in my kitchen right now? Picture me drumming this song with a whisk and wooden sp... ♫ blip.fm/~8lk1m #

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• 22:08 twitpic.com/7rl8r - Marketing - I'm doing it right? #
• 02:31 Brooklyn's vegan bake sale has received its first donation! And we didn't even start baking yet! Awesome people are awesome! #
• 10:22 Wake wakey, time to bakey! #
• 14:10 POLL! Brownies! Walnuts or no walnuts?! #
• 15:29 I hope to get to that soon. The sun keeps peeking out and I want to nab it. #
• 15:30 Guess who's got a bundt in the oven! #
• 17:05 twitpic.com/7u3dq - First failure. Will do it again if time. Tasty, though! #
• 19:52 Bundt 2.0 is in the oven and here's the rest of today's work. Tomorrow, I become a cupcake factory. twitpic.com/7unav #

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Poll #1418191 Poll Smoking: Brownie Edition
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

Walnuts in the brownies?

• 00:37 What the hell kind of alcoholic made this recipe? My eyes are burning! #
• 01:10 #helpiranelection - show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
• 07:26 Dreamt we were all dancing in the streets because Ahmadinejad had been ousted. Waking fail. #
• 15:45 OHMYGOD Zen Palate's Shredded Heaven has jalapenos in it and it is NOT fucking around. THE AGONY! #

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• 13:10 Well, I've got comics and rum. How are you spending your afternoon? #
• 21:52 At my brother's high school graduation party. I think it's my first time hearing Jewish music in almost a decade. Dai dai dai! Oy! #

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• 23:03 Why hello there new Kasabian album with the name too convoluted for me to remember. Let's party. #
• 19:07 Back on track at the gym, so let's go buy pounds of chocolate and sugar. #

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• 08:17 Today's Daily News has a huge page 3 article about Captain America's return. Why is his death such a big deal but not Batman's? #
• 14:38 OHMYGOD WE HAVE PAUL MCCARTNEY TICKETS! #
• 17:19 BAKE SALE DAY #1 is Father's Day. Preorder your cake from us & we can make you a pretty one! (won't squish yours!) is.gd/12LJY #

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• 22:53 Know what we all need in our lives? More French animation (I swear it's not Sylvain Chomet AGAIN): is.gd/11hz0 #
• 12:22 Don't forget! One week until Brooklyn's Vegan Bake Sale! Sunday! Sunday!! SUNDAY!!! is.gd/L279 #

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• 11:36 #FollowFriday @MKupperman is pretty hilarious. #
• 18:34 Damian Wayne got punched in the mouth! POW! Yes! #

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